by hardly_33 April 25, 2008
Get the Douche McGoomug. Someone who tries to act like the a-holes us poor folks had to deal with in the 70s and in my case the 80s. They can be seen wearing leasure suits or wearing something that looks like it's from the old days but really isn't. There usually found in advertisement but have been known to exist off stage.
ashton kutcher from that 70s show, will ferrel, and the McNuggets guy are retro-douche role models.
There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.
There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.
by justasurvivor December 23, 2012
Get the retro-douchemug. by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015
Get the Dick on a douchemug. by Joe umich81 September 6, 2013
Get the Douche Suitcasemug. A douche riot occurs when a group of "lads" or "bro's" take part in any douchey activity,most commonly a series of high 5s.
Setting- Gym.
4 guys
1 guy setting up 225 on the bench with three spotters.
3 guys to spot him
Guy on bench descends weight 5 inches and gets help with the rest; the douche riot begins with everyone taking part cheering and ends after everyone in the group has bro hugged everyone else
4 guys
1 guy setting up 225 on the bench with three spotters.
3 guys to spot him
Guy on bench descends weight 5 inches and gets help with the rest; the douche riot begins with everyone taking part cheering and ends after everyone in the group has bro hugged everyone else
by ChunderMonkey December 3, 2013
Get the douche riotmug. That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015
Get the Douche Bagmug. Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
Get the Douche Bagmug.