Dirty Bidet

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.

Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!

by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

Dirty turnip

A name for the Australian five dollar note

Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!

by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011

Dirty Oil Rig

The act of pouring vegetable oil in a girl's anus and pumping it out with your penis. Depending on the girl it might come out a little dirty!

Person 1: I heard you Dirty Oil Rigged Chelsea last night

Person 2: Yeah I struck oil. It made a huge mess and her parents were pissed.

by DoubleD22 January 2, 2012

Dirty Juandom

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet

She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet

by Lmj June 18, 2013

Dirty rotten onion

Someone who likes to sleep with multiple partners. A slut. Onions have layers (sluts get laid a lot by... layers).

Kristy is a dirty rotten onion.

by Forphucsake March 18, 2014

Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

Dirty Aquaman

While your wife/girlfriend is taking a crap, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off.

I got a Dirty Aquaman on my birthday from my wife. dirty aquaman wife shower

by HandsomeJames December 16, 2015