by jamesbond2007 February 07, 2018
What you get when you try to sit on a toilet with its seat raised, and so you end up falling into the bowl and getting your butt wet with dirty toilet water.
Damn it! You forgot to lower the toilet seat when you were finished! Now I've caught the wet butt disease!
by Vinderex September 07, 2021
by suckyamumsadie February 17, 2019
The temporary inability to read. First coined by Samuel L. Jackson on an episode of Watch What Happens Live when Samuel razzed Andy Cohen after he flubbed reading a cue card.
"Drinking game alert: My guests won't know it but anytime anyone says this word if you're 21 or over drink, then eat all the mother fucking snakes on your mother fucking plate."
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"
by Mary92669 January 08, 2016
When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.
Pros:
Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.
Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Pros:
Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.
Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.
Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
by Big Dick Mel July 09, 2011
"Did you see that interview with Charlie Hunnam? His accent's really weird!"
"Oh yeah, he must be suffering from Christian Bale Disease"
"Oh yeah, he must be suffering from Christian Bale Disease"
by ActorsDiseases May 27, 2017
A syndrome characterized primarily by a lack of melanin in the epidermis, symptoms may include a deficiencies in athleticism, particularly concerning basketball.
Bill Gates suffers from white skin disease.
by jesse wboothe January 13, 2006