Chat-Drunk

Chat-Drunk is when you chat so much, that when you chat you sometimes get out of control and type something stupid, idiotic or something you weren't suppose to type, just like when you are drunk.

After two hours of chatting...
Guy #1: Hey
Guy #2: Yes?
Guy #1: WOOOHOOO
Guy #2: WTH?
Guy #1: You are dumb
Guy #2: Are you chat-drunk?

by wafiywafer June 21, 2010

Drunk BedWetting

Bedwetting after consuming massive amounts of Alcohol, also known as the "Morrison" syndrome. Terribly embarrassing to explain to friends and co-workers. Shuns you from most relationships, because people don't want to be pissed on. Completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in saturation of the mattress.

Last night I was a tank, passed out in Gallahue's bed...pissed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own piss. HAHA.-Drunk BedWetting

"If peeing your pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison

Peeing yourself aka "GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison

by icequeen11 February 25, 2011

Drunk text tourettes syndrome

When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.

"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.

by oh!hi!girl February 1, 2012

Pipe Drunk

When you smoke so much meth that you become tired and sleepy. Its means your too too high so eat something to bring yourself back down a little. Then you'll feel 'amped' again.

'He fell asleep while hitting the P cause he was pipe drunk.'

'If you keep hitting it over and over again your gonna get pipe drunk.'

by Always Flying HIgh July 31, 2008

Denk

Anything that is nasty and dirty.

Bob: hey joe, did you see ray allen's shot last night?
Joe: naw man but i heard it was DENK

by Taioshi January 2, 2012

Kavanaugh drunk

When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.

Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.

by Meatpoi October 2, 2018

rip-roaring drunk

so drunk you projectile vomit geysers of pure blood off the front porch every 30 or 40 minutes.

i'm getting rip-roaring drunk tonight!

by tonyfranciozi August 6, 2008