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Don't Destroy Dick December

DDDD, it's like No Nut November on hard mode.
For pansies or gods among men, your choice.
Don't jack it for another month.
Alright, I have something to say. You might think of yourself as hot shit for crowning No Nut November, right?
I present you a new challange. Don't Destroy Dick December. Think of it as NNN on hard mode. Don't fap, it's easy, right? Except it's not, because I'm a day late. I'm sure all of you out there just wet your dick within the first second of December 1st, but fuck that. I'm asking you to push yourself to your limits. Don't melt your dick this December, because that's for fucking tards who don't want the extra challenge!
by thewallbro2a December 1, 2019
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9th of December

On the 9th of December it is the world wide day to ask out your crush. They have to say yes and if they don’t they at least have to hug you 🤗
9th of December- when you ask out your crush.
by KattyWat December 7, 2019
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December 17

Ask your crush out day and they have to say yes. If they say no continue asking until they say yes
Will you go out with me?

No, were just friends.

Will you go out with me?

It's december 17, I won't stop until you say yes
by JosephMother12 December 16, 2019
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December 26

The day when the legendary Papa Stalin was born!
by Comrade69 October 16, 2019
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December 6

The day where the finest nigga or cutest girl was born👍🏾
Aka kiss your crush day
Monique:omg it's December 6
Sarah: maybe that's why Marcus is so fine☺️
by King Divine November 10, 2019
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december 9

the day the most amazing best friend ever was born. never change for anybody and don’t listen to what anybody tells you that’s negative.
by voguejinsoul September 7, 2021
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No Makeup December

Something that “the boys” made up after failing No Nut November because they’re horny fucks. You do not need to participate because this is another way to “please men” and both boys and girls can wear makeup.
Boy: take off your makeup
Girl: no, fuck off

No Makeup December was meant to be when girls don’t wear makeup for a full month, but that’s not their choice.
by nobodytoyou November 10, 2020
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