Dead Nonce is a term of endearment used in various parts of the world to convey a feeling of deep respect. Similar to calling something the shit, calling someone a dead nonce is a way of showing proper respect for a person or individual you deeply admire.
See that bloke over there? He's a bloody dead nonce
When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).
Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.
Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.
If she's been pulling a bunch of flowers out of the old Dead-End Street for the last 20 years then I don't think I'd be much good to her. But I know a man who would....
A common hairstyle for wannabe (or former) lax players who swim (and in some occasions attend school for the sole purpose of learning how to operate john deere tractors). The hairstyle is notorious for its thin, sleek, and shiny nature (occasionally green coloration) . This style is not to be confused with typical dead, bleached hair, for to have "dead lax flo", one must be able to move one's hair by means of one's neck.
A symptom of "dead laxflo" is common hair loss (or breakage) when attempting to flaunt one's flo (e.g. swinging one's neck to move one's hair)