The Donkey Kong

The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.

If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.

I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...

by Premonitious October 29, 2011

you look like donkey kong

you look like an ugly monkey with a large posteriour who steals other peoples boyfriends/girlfriends.

Gina stole Jim from Sue. Sue totaly said you look like donkey kong to her.

by cloooooooooooooooooo January 1, 2011

donkey punch toboggan

when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs

Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Donkey Penis

An abnormally large penis, usually 10 inches or longer.

Raj Vardhan has a donkey penis

by fellfromhell December 16, 2013

sea donkey

unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!

"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"

by cellardoor4130 June 5, 2005

Donkey Kick

Six goals scored by the same player in one match or game, also known as a double hattrick.

Wow, that was a nice donkey kick you had there Jimmy!

by Bobbyboy45 September 24, 2011

super donkey punch

Like the donkey punch which utilizes a blow to the back of the cranium to create a slight tightness from your partners puss as you ram her doggie style, the super donkey too utilizes a punch. However, the punch utilized is a windmill punch that is directed to the side of your moaning partners jaw line causing violent tightning of her vagina walls and possibly urine spillage. Its intent is to get as much tightening of the vagina walls around your cock to simulate virgin hot pussy as you are about to pop your load. To completly knock your partner out would offer the best effect as there will be a complete utter tightness to your member and as she pisses a warm sensation as you pop your load. With her passing out a soft release of the vagina walls is created and warmness is so grand.

I seen a guy with a shirt on that said "I specialize in the Super Donkey Punch". I took it to be true as his bitch's mouth was wired shut and her face was badly bruised.

by TexasFM3 September 3, 2008