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randy cummings 

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.
"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."
randy cummings by So__Real September 9, 2020

Kenzie Cummings 

The nicest girl in the world
hey sienna isn’t kenzie cummings your bestfriend? “yeah
Kenzie Cummings by uurrbbaann December 24, 2020

Congee Cummies 

The analogy for describing the first wad of the day
Congee Cummies - Hydrochoerus
Congee Cummies by Hydrochoerus January 1, 2021

Mike Cummins

A person with more aspirations than money, a typical poor.
Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!
Mike Cummins by NotPoor January 22, 2021

Flinstones Cummies

When a male downs a whole bottle of multivitamins before receiving a blowjob. Upon ejaculation, the partner can then swallow and receive their share of their multivitamins.
Who needs vaccines when you have Flinstones Cummies™ in your tummies

Eyema cummin and howe 

Law firm established to advocate for and protect the rights of women to have orgasms in any way that they please. Forthwith. It is hereby ordained that any grunts moans and grimaces shall become the sole intellectual property of said woman or women engaged in the commission of achieving a state of syberitic pleasure. Utterances of this sort may be sold uploaded to adult sites or retained in perpetuity as the involved parties shall see fit
I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"