eye crust

Boogers in or around your eye in the morning.

Shit! I can't open my left eye there is eye crust all over it!

by zosow25 February 28, 2009

Jesus Crust

A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.

Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.

by pepperman7 September 5, 2011

Crussy

A crust that is so crunchy and perfect that any, and all, desires for another food to be eaten that day are null and void.

This chicken is so crussy, it's perfect.

by **** ***** ****** August 10, 2021

Slut Crust

The undesirable reminisce left behind after a girl has allowed multiple guys to have sex with her in one night or in any period of time she goes without showering.

Did you hear about how she let those guys run a train on her? she has major slut crust!

That nasty hoe hasn't washed in weeks, I cant even imagine all of the slut crust she has collected

by MiAm0r May 13, 2010

Crust Lord

Someone who you can tell is lacking proper hygiene and is generally greasy. Originated in Coal Grove, OH.

Man, that kid is such a freakin’ CRUST LORD, his hair looks like it’s solid!

by Creepeon_Films May 5, 2019

Stuffed Crust

A blunt, that's tightly rolled..with a good amount, of high grade cannabis.

I'm smoking, that stuffed crust.

by That Jiggy Nigga March 12, 2016

Crustianity

Crustianity is the original name for the religion that is now known as Christianity. As they are now, the Crustianity clergy of the time were all called Ninjas. Even though the Ninjas are a very moral and loving people, some corruption began in the church. A few powerful, yet mentally deranged members of the church were caught molesting young boys. These child molesters wanted to keep this a secret to continue these disgusting acts, but the Ninja council discovered their plan and banned them from Crustianity forever. Soon after their excommunication from the noble church, these men started their own church. They used the already established stories of Jeebus Crust and Crustianity to form a new religion. They changed the holy name of Jeebus Crust to Jesus Christ and created their child molesting religion of Christianity, where the clergy could continue to molest young boys in secret.

Crustianity is just as ridiculous as your religion.

by Jeebus Crust October 13, 2007