Cowboy canon

a large callibor revolver such as .45 long cult , 44 magnum, .50 S&W

I just got this new cowboy canon chambered for the 44 magnum round

by Riot strike June 16, 2020

David Cano

THE REALEST OF THE REALEST NIGGA EVER

that boy david cano loyal asf!

by Jamica2020 September 21, 2020

dougout canoe

The resulting byproduct of Kamala Harris's husband, Doug, once she's done pegging him with all her fury and frustration at Mike Pence.

Kamala went home, got stepped, & pegged the ever-mother-loving-fuck out of Doug until he was a dougout canoe.

by Sig63 October 7, 2020

Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.

That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.

by Camel creeper October 19, 2020

chippawa canoe

when a man giving oral sex to a woman while she is taking a dump and your chin is riding her turds that are floating in the toilet.

she gave me a blumpkin! but, she told me i was going to have ride the chippawa canoe later.

by thedb63 November 2, 2020

Double Canoe

When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.

"Hey Becky, last night Anna and I rode the double canoe with Steve!"

by Ricktorious November 8, 2020

who canoes

who knows!

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!

by -mojo November 10, 2020