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Cooked

Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.

Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED
James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.
by 5stxrs December 3, 2023
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cooked

The word could either be used as an adjective to describe someone who is in a bad situation when dating or as a verb to say that you have created something of value, something worth seeing.
1. As an adjective:
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.

2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.
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Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after she has ran a marathon.

Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.
My girl is finning the Boston marathon, I’m gonna have some cooked pussy tonight!
by Mc1! September 6, 2025
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Let him cook

Let him cook means-- give him a second, let's see what he's working on and what comes out of this. Don't interrupt him, let's see what's bubbling up there and what this turns into.
Person 1: *begins typing a multiple paragraph definition on Urban Dictionary*

Person 2: *Looks over Person 1's shoulder* "This definition seems like it's kinda going to suck...

Person 3: Let him cook
by 🐺 June 14, 2025
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Cooked

When someone is losing or has basically lost a situation.
Person 1: I didn't study for the test next period and it's worth 40% of my grade, Am I cooked?

Person 2: Flip yourself over and put a lil seasoning... cause your'e cooked!
by Exility4L May 4, 2024
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Cooking

The act of one doing a very good job at a certain task
“We were not cooking yesterday
I’m cooking hard right now
by KrisDontMiss January 9, 2024
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