compookie

Cute term for computer. Related to 'pookie' characters in English children's literature. In common useage in workplaces in Australia.

You should see my new compookie.

by Gina Dow August 10, 2006

complexify

The process of making a simple action more complex.

Only the DMV can complexify standing in line.

by Fred Hofstetter September 25, 2006

compuclutter

A desktop with many icons, organized in a very unorganized fashion

Alex's desktop was so compucluttered, you couldn't find the program you wanted even if you tried.

by typezeroxx October 29, 2007

computergasm

Orgasmic behavior caused by extreme delight with some aspect of a computer.

She had a computergasm when she saw a picture of her kitty on her new 24 inch widescreen monitor.

by Crawford Best February 18, 2008

Compondering

To contemplate something but at the same time to ponder whether or not you should contemplate it.

"Man, I'm compondering eating that on the floor.."

by Kyle Snodgrass February 18, 2009

compassion sucker

A friend who continually uses stories, forged tragic life events, and consequences from their own stupidity to invoke compassion and empathy for them until you are so sick of listening to their heart-wrenching drama that you lose all compassion for their general situation.

"I am SO depressed. I was rejected from med school again, I was born to be surgeon! Just because I scored really low on that stupid entrance exam doesn't mean I can't be a DOCTOR. So I'm applying for medical school for the 5th time next year."-Shawnda

"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1

"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1

by Friendsss June 18, 2009

computarian

Computarian: A new generation Librarian, who is trained in computarian science and engaged in computarian service.

Cora went to college for a billion years to learn to be a librarian....but when she graduated she soon found out that books were now non existent. Everything has now been computerized.

Computarians are just the babysitters in the old library for the computer nerds..........

by kindred_sage June 22, 2009