St Columba's College

A school full of sluts and asshole teachers. Everyone is bitchy but it's low key really funny.

Stranger: what school do you go to?
Me: St Columba's College
Stranger: ohhh

by St Columba's hoe October 20, 2019

Christopher Columbus

To lay claim of ownership to something/someone that isn't yours, more commonly associated with relationships.

Girl, I told him that I had a boyfriend now, but he tried to Christopher Columbus me and claim the p**sy is still his.

by DiamondDCee August 2, 2011

Calum

Calum is the biggest cunt you will ever meet. He has the smallest penis. Infact it may be a fanny. He hangs around like a fly and tries to make people irrelevant
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it

Calum: To
Dude: Fuck off you smelly wanker. Go suck some dick

by Dickcheese faggot April 30, 2019

Columbo

Young attractive cop with an inclination to party.

Let's fetch a Columbo before we roll tonight.

by Vivian Cadence June 5, 2005

columbo

a huge, shiney, rounded forhead.. see biff logan winchester and dunkerooster for more facial descriptions

that columbo had the fattest forhead you could use it as a basketball

by KDIZZO (KB) March 13, 2005

Christopher Columbus

Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.

School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.

5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!

Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.

by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021

Christopher Columbus

People still celebrate him for some reason. He is some old white dude who took advantage of the Native Americans and did very concerning things to them. He doesn't deserve a holiday and he is all around a dick.

You: Did you here its Christopher Columbus day?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?

by Deforestation sucks May 18, 2021