Keistering College

Where those whose seek to learn to keister professionally go. Also known as prison.

DrPhil- Man sure is quiet around here with Gregor gone.
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?

by Princess Weirdo February 16, 2022

Chanel College

Fuckwit school where there are no baddies and is full of kids from St John the Baptist primary school

Chanel College is a shithole

by Chanel college hater August 29, 2023

Eton College

Colloquially known as Slough Grammer. Along with Winchester and Harrow it is slowly being overrun by the Asians but the main epidemic the the homosexuals.

Eton College Gays

by timmyhands April 12, 2023

Fettes College

A boarding school in South-Eastern Scotland. Both brilliant and shitty simultaneously.

Fettes College student 1: Jesus this fucking place sometimes
Fettes College student 2: It's okay, only 2 more years to go

by arianemichaels August 12, 2018

lambeth college

Lambeth College is the place for all. All roadmen and all big and inflated girls who bend it like beckham for a lanky guy that goes to Lambeth College. Marijuana is smelt from a distance and the greys skin repels at the very sight of the scary tall and skinny drug dealers. Often you will find them at the Clapham McDonalds rollings splifs and trying to get phone numbers of other females. All in all it is at the heart of south london with a horrid scent.

Wagwarn u lost ur V a Lambeth College yh? Snm take my snap

by SouthBoundSkinner December 25, 2018

mayo college

The best place in the world with the worst food

Mayo college is like my second home .
Mayo is home away from home

by Yaatmcgeet21 May 18, 2022

college guilt

When overprotective parents guilt you into not going to the college you want to go. Oftentimes happens when the college is too far away. Used as a last ditch effort to get their kids to stay close to home.

You: I am dealing with such bad college guilt from my parents. They are really against me going to college in Florida but I want to go so bad!

Friend: You should do you what you want to do, it’s not their college experience.

You: You are 100% right, I should trust myself and not be guilt tripped into going where my parents want me to go,

by Png76 October 10, 2022