Cockhestra

The art of creating an orchestral ballad with a timbre of male sex organs, slapping against their owners pelvic/stomach regions until said symphony is achieved. Bass notes created with fully erect penises whilst treble is created with flaccid ones (semis can be used at conductors leisure). Ornaments such as acciacaturas are performed with scrotum. If attempted please be wary of sexual arousal resulting in changes of penis rigidness thus changing the required pitch.

Person 1: "Hey, shall we create a cockhestra?"

Person 2: "Sure, i'm ready for the bass line!"

by libertin0 March 13, 2010

Cock tuck

When you get a hardon at a inappropriate time and have to Tuck your cock under your belt to hide your erection!

GPR: Yo Man I was at a funeral the other day and I got a ghost boner!!!

N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!

GPR: Cock tuck brother!

N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!

GPR: You knows it!

by G-PrimeRib October 21, 2010

Coconut Doughnut

Facial hair that circles the mouth and goes down to the chin. It is used to pleasure a male during oral sex. Also known as a goatee.

Jerry has the sexiest coconut doughnut and knows to use it.

by Lean Gus August 2, 2011

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

Cochino(a) Head

Spanglish; Someone who has their mind in the gutter. Dirty minded. Cochino is used for a male, cochina is for a female.

S/he made a perverted remark, s/he's a cochino(a) head.

by Esperançoso Palavras June 1, 2011

Coconut challenge

A fucking stupid challenge where a girl sits on a penis and tries to draw “coconut” with her hips.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the coconut challenge?

Girl: Bitch, hell no.

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 31, 2019

Cock Pulp

Another name for cum or ejaculate.

She was covered in the cock pulp of 6 men when I met her and knew that she was the one.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020