Daughter: Dad this my boyfriend, Neon Vortex!
Dad: Is that a dirty clanker?!
Daughter: Dad you can’t say the C word!
Dad: No daughter of mine will be dating a dirty clanker! Tell that soda can to gtfo!
Dad: Is that a dirty clanker?!
Daughter: Dad you can’t say the C word!
Dad: No daughter of mine will be dating a dirty clanker! Tell that soda can to gtfo!
by CurrentInTar July 26, 2025
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slang, derogatory (in-game)
A clanker is a mildly insulting nickname used by World of Warcraft players to describe mechagnomes — the part-robot, part-gnome race introduced in patch 8.3. The term clanker (or clanka, plural: clankas) comes from the metallic clanking noise they make while walking, thanks to their mechanical limbs and gadgets.
Often used in PvP trash talk or casual RP, calling someone a clanker implies they’re more tin than gnome — squeaky, awkward, and probably about to overheat. Not truly offensive, but mechagnome mains may still act like you've voided their warranty.
slang, derogatory (in-game)
A clanker is a mildly insulting nickname used by World of Warcraft players to describe mechagnomes — the part-robot, part-gnome race introduced in patch 8.3. The term clanker (or clanka, plural: clankas) comes from the metallic clanking noise they make while walking, thanks to their mechanical limbs and gadgets.
Often used in PvP trash talk or casual RP, calling someone a clanker implies they’re more tin than gnome — squeaky, awkward, and probably about to overheat. Not truly offensive, but mechagnome mains may still act like you've voided their warranty.
"Ugh, our healer's a clanka. Hope he doesn’t lag mid-fight when his WiFi syncs with his bolts."
"Did you hear that creaking noise? Yeah, another clanker trying to sneak past the Horde camp."
"No daughter of mine will ever marry a CLANKER!"
"Did you hear that creaking noise? Yeah, another clanker trying to sneak past the Horde camp."
"No daughter of mine will ever marry a CLANKER!"
by Kevidacherry July 28, 2025
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I swear to god, if I have a fucking clanker answer the phone and tell me my 1-year warranty is expired when I bought that vacuum a month ago, I'm going to lose it.
by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys July 29, 2025
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For example: "what's up my clanka." greeting a friend - "fuck you clanker." < This person does not like the transformers movies.
For example: "what's up my clanka." greeting a friend - "fuck you clanker." < This person does not like the transformers movies.
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