Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.
‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’
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adj. / adv. phrase
A level of ugly so authentic, unfiltered, and angle-proof that neither lighting, camera quality, nor prayer can save it.
This isn’t “the pic did them dirty.”
This is their permanent condition.
It describes someone whose chopped-ness is real in every universe — front camera, back camera, passport photo, security cam, Renaissance painting… all chopped.
adj. / adv. phrase
A level of ugly so authentic, unfiltered, and angle-proof that neither lighting, camera quality, nor prayer can save it.
This isn’t “the pic did them dirty.”
This is their permanent condition.
It describes someone whose chopped-ness is real in every universe — front camera, back camera, passport photo, security cam, Renaissance painting… all chopped.
Friend: “Be honest… gen chips or chips gen?”
You: “Both. That man is chopped. I saw his insta profile and got jump-scared.”
You: “Both. That man is chopped. I saw his insta profile and got jump-scared.”
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Also one of the favourite post match meals of Chelsea star Cole Palmer.
Also one of the favourite post match meals of Chelsea star Cole Palmer.
Interviewer: Favourite post match meal?
Cole Palmer: Don't know you know...Chinese probs
Interviewer: What's your order?
Cole Palmer: Salt and pepper chicken, rice. Not salt and pepper chips, too much that. But you know chippy chips?
Interviewer: Yeah
Cole Palmer: They have to be them chips or you don't get them.
Cole Palmer: Don't know you know...Chinese probs
Interviewer: What's your order?
Cole Palmer: Salt and pepper chicken, rice. Not salt and pepper chips, too much that. But you know chippy chips?
Interviewer: Yeah
Cole Palmer: They have to be them chips or you don't get them.
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