Called a lid for the day

When you go crawl in bed and pretend you don't have dementia.

Joe Biden is being racist and can't remember what year it is today so he called a lid for the day.

by Goose8531 September 24, 2020

vertically challenged

someone who is short.

also known as a midget, a dwarf, the little guy, etc.

man: haha look at that smidget!

woman: lets be PC (politically correct) here, its a vertically challenged person.

by YourAlcoholicDad March 31, 2010

your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

Challinor

A person of immense charm, beauty and wit.

Person 1: Wow, that guy is so cool.

Person 2: Yea, he's a real challinor

by monstermonkey April 9, 2009

challenors

A posh as fuck school for Whiny little fuckboys, also known as Challywankers and Cunts

They all jmp

Look at that challywanker
That Challenors cunt asked me for nudes!

by Challybashers4life November 26, 2016

Pringles Challenge

Eating pringles from the can but the can is shoved up someones ass in downward dog position.

Hey man, you done the Pringles Challenge?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO!?

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Play-Doh Challenge

A challenge in which a person must eat one can/tube/container of Play-doh in only 2 bites within 5 minutes without the aid of any water or liquid. This usually results in the person trying to complete the challenge gagging multiple times and then throwing up. It is said to be impossible, much like the milk challenge.
Challengers offer a money if it is completed.

"Yo, Come here!"
"What?"
"Ever hear of the Play-Doh Challenge?"
"No whats that?"
"Eat this Play-Doh in 2 bites in less than 5 minutes and I'll give you $5,"
"Ok!"
(2 minutes later)
"Auuugh! aww this is so bad (gag) Auuuugh! (puke) Gross!"

by CofC_Babyface March 30, 2012