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Canadian housing project

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The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.
That Canadian housing project at Walmart reaches aboot two thirds the way up the light poles.
by wolfbait51 December 7, 2011
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Canadian Golden Blanket

To pee on a sleeping friend in helps to warm them
Rick looks cold there's no blankets around I should give him a Canadian golden blanket
by Bernie Whurst November 28, 2012
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Canada

Canada is basically The USA except for a few key differences in with our government and culture.

1. Canada doesn't have a huge military because it doesn't need a huge military.
2. We don't say "eh?" all of the time I don't really know where that stereotype came from but it waaay over used.
3. We are not under educated; i live in Vancouver near UBC which is one of the top 50 ranked universities in the world.
4. Ok fine maybe there's a thing with beer...
5. And weed...
6. Hockey is not our national sport although most canadians think this as well as americans, it's actually lacrosse.
7. We may not have a big military but that is not to say we don't contribute our fair share in wars. Our population is only 34 million so sending the same amount of troops that the USA does would be outrageous.
8. Yeah canadians can be assholes on the internet; but that is because were so god damn annoyed at all of the americans playing of every stereotype good or bad in every single social media.
9. We are not part of the United Kingdom by any reasonable definition; the monarch serves a symbolic roll as head of state but has no real power.
10. The majority of us don't hate americans it's just those of us who are annoyed at the americans (see 8).
Canadian's Stereotype of an American:
American 1: dude lets go to McDonalds and get fat then talk shit about Canada!
American 2: dude you just read my mind.
American 1: God bless America.

American's Stereotype of a Canadian:
Canadian 1: Billy crashed his snowmobile into the roof of my igloo!
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian 1: Arn't you gonna do somethin' aboot this?
Canadian 2: Eh?

Canadian's Stereotype of an American's Stereotype of a Canadian:
Canadian 1: Billy crashed his snowmobile into the roof of my igloo!
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian 1: Arn't you gonna do somethin' aboot this?
Canadian 2: Eh?
by canada2000 November 24, 2013
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Canada

We are not Americans. Not everyone lives in an igloo. We do not bathe in maple syrup, but if we could, we would. It's not winter 12 months a year. We have a goose named after us. It's okay to say 'EH'! Not everyone has a pet polar bear. We think the mounties uniform is stylish. The beaver is a cherished animal. We do not say 'Aboot' we say 'About' like everyone else. The best freakin' country in the world since 1867.
Canada is pretty damn cool. Deal. With. It.
by millie.paige July 12, 2015
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canadian-draft

When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>
She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.
by redsmiyh September 27, 2015
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Canada Post

Worst mail service in the world, no buts about it. Royal Mail (UK) can deliver a standard letter in around a day, across country. You could put a letter in a box in front of your house, addressed to you and you may receive it in a week.
My parcel is going to take 2 weeks to arrive from the same province because Canada Post.
by A Sensible Man February 27, 2017
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canadian blackmail

Being very polite when asking for a favor from a Canadian.
Tom: I couldn't refuse, he said please and thank you.

Harry: Wow that's some serious Canadian blackmail.
by adewwwed ddwweddewd July 5, 2017
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