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Cock-La'Va 

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis
May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?
Cock-La'Va by Ray-Charles March 16, 2021

Cock and Ball Torture 

The most euphoric experience one can ever have. The universes most divine pleasure is bestowed upon those who permit in this behaviour. One can only truly find pleasure once they receive {Cock and Ball Torture].
I was given cock and ball torture by jack Cordell and I reached a state of ecstasy so great that my scrotum burst.

Cock Nazi 

A person that dislikes uncut cock.

Anyone who believes circumcision is necessary.
There are a large number of Cock Nazi's in America.

Cock Warming 

The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.
Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!

Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.

Cock Magnet 

A person who attracts other people's penises

When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something
**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**

Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"

Cock Magnet by Cock Commando January 15, 2009

Cock Pirate

One who covets the cock.
Stupid 'cock pirate' took my last cigarette!
Cock Pirate by Demogorgon December 28, 2003