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crumble this cookie

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"
by channel_panel November 24, 2018
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Jamie's Cooks

Jamie's Cooks are an unknown entity, they roam stan Twitter proclaiming justice for Jamie Robert Cook and occasionally Nicholas Edward O'Malley.

They often use language such as 'rahrah' and 'ratty' to refer to either emotions or actions. Their definitions are unclear.
Person 1: Have you seen the Cooks today, they took over someone's comments section again

Person 2: Again? I swear they're all over the place

The Jamie's Cooks need help, they have a family tree and refer to eachother as familial rats.
by Rattyslag June 1, 2019
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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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Don’t nobody want no used cookies

Don’t nobody want used bitch
John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies
by K4K bill April 20, 2022
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porn and cookie party

a get-together amongst females only, in which each female brings a batch of cookies and watches raunchy porn, while making fun of the terrible quality of the porn
While at the porn and cookie party, Jennifer commented on the porn star's dirty hightops and farmer's tan.
by littlejen June 22, 2009
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Milk and Cookie Party

Code for drinking. Commonly used when a school club wants to hold a party without getting by university officials.
The ski and snowboard club will be having a "Milk and Cookie Party" on Saturday
by Damnifiknow November 11, 2010
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cookfux0r

v. to completely screw up a normally simple task, especially if it involves cooking or burning something (e.g. flaming toast)

n. someone who cookfux0rs

adj. something cookfux0r3d
(as a noun) n1ng: emory j00 be t3h cookfux0r, j00 almost burn3d down all of germany!

(as an adjective) kyl3: that girl's face is so cookfux0r, she's not on my top 5 list anymore.
by kdbasq@yahoo.com September 22, 2007
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