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Closeted loli lover

When you don't want to admit i, but you like loli's.
Alexis was a closeted loli lover.
by THE BADAPPLE 66 April 21, 2021
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closed semi

I just got plowed by a closed semi last night!
by CD the EZ DZ May 29, 2019
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Closedverse Dramatica

An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.

It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.

Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
by Opa Opa June 24, 2023
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closed eye visuals

Closed-Eye hallucinogenic effects caused by LSD , Shrooms , LSA , Salvia etc..

When the user closes there eyes they will see multi-colored patterns, shapes or images such as "A rainbow spiral of smiley faces "

Commonly the user will see a "rainbow" or "spectrum" of colors such as red, green, orange, yellow and blue.

The more mental power the user has over the substance the more they are able to manipulate there visuals.
After consuming two hits of acid I felt very euphoric. Within twenty minutes I had some really crazy closed eye visuals.
by chuckthefuk January 18, 2006
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close to the kernel

Adjective. The term is used to indicate that someone or something has a nerd or geek-like quality. It is also used by geeks to describe other, more hard-core geeks. It's connotation may be positive or negative depending on tone.

The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.
John is always talking about role-playing games on his computer - he's close to the kernel.
by Juan Carlos Jimenez July 23, 2007
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Close That Door

To stop talking, or chill out before you look like a complete idiot .
Guy 1: "Yo I miss my girlfriend"

Guy 2: "Didn't she cheat on you with your brother?

Guy 1: "Yea, but I love he dude"

Guy 2: "Close that door, nigga!"
by YungNeologist November 29, 2014
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