by bruh194037 June 21, 2022
Get the Cancermug. It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.
It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.
Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.
Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?
The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.
There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.
News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.
Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.
Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?
The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.
There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.
News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
Get the Cancermug. The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
by Cancerking November 21, 2021
Get the Cancer kingmug. by Kristian Oakley December 4, 2017
Get the Cancer Stickmug. by _lordninfamous July 22, 2019
Get the cancerous twatmug. Cancer is the fourth zodiac out of 12 total zodiac signs. The date range is June 21- July 22, The zodiac symbol is a crab and the element is water.
by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021
Get the Cancermug. Turning lead into gold is very possible, heck, the Russians did it on accident, but the process cost a lot more than the gold is actually worth, ignoring the fact that it would give your cancer cancer.
by Disintegrationisthebestalbumev November 20, 2024
Get the cancer cancermug.