Reverse Birth Girth

(adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.

Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.

by scannin December 14, 2014

Golden birthday

When you turn the same number as the number of the month your birthday falls on (eg. 22 on January 22). This birthday is the on,y birthday you are guaranteed to get laid. You must go to the bar regardless of age or relationship status and enjoy getting your "golden kill".

Yo man it's my golden birthday so I'm gonna get some golden pussy tonight!!

by mackwort January 21, 2015

birthday sex

its THAT shit. birthday presents riii ahhhh iiiii de OUT

Liz got dat birthday sex when midnight hit.

by Sir Cott August 25, 2009

child birth

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine

its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth

by k man 007 January 30, 2009

bitch that gave birth

"puta que pariu"; equivalent of "FUCKING HEEL!";"GODDAMN!" and other bad-mouthed interjections

Bitch that gave birth, I have an exam tomorrow, and forgot to stufy!

by Journas October 9, 2003

Anal Birthday

When your so excited that it's your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you shit your pants.

Shane: Ryan had an anal birthday last week
Jordon: How do you know?
Shane: There was choclait frosting in his pants

by Not So Happy Birthday March 7, 2011

Birthday Sex

The sex which gets Lindsay pregnant

"Damn, she is looking fat!"
"She just had some birthday sex"

"Aw the baby is so cute! What is his name?
"Birfday sexx"

"Welcome the the abortion clinic. What's hood nigga"
"I have a birthday sex problem..."

by big black sexy daddy h April 13, 2010