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portugese breakfast 

when you cook an omelet your partners forehead, and ejaculate. also known as skeet skeet.
I gave sally a portugese breakfast and it was delicious.

California Breakfast

n. Coffee and Cannabis Wake and Bake

Sometimes more specifically coffee and a joint, especially when consumed simultaneously as part of one's morning routine.
I don't know how I'd stay sane working at my shitty job without my California breakfast.

or

That's her Sunday routine, California breakfast and the comics.
California Breakfast by k0d3 February 21, 2011

Sunday Breakfast

There are steps to this sexual method.
1.Put toast on your partners chest. Either with peanut butter or gam or both.
2.Wrap your partner(preferably a woman)in baken(either the chest or the whole body)
3.Put sunnyside up eggs on your partners eyes.
4.Put pancakes on your partners stomach (over the baken)
5.Put a sausage on your partners mouth resembaling a happy face:).
6.Now put warm maple syrup all over your partners body.
Now fuck your partner and eat a sunday breakfast:D!
Man i totally sunday breakfasted your mom today. It was awesome!
Sunday Breakfast by ChuchMcNasty February 10, 2007

pancake breakfast 

An annual breakfast meeting of the San Diego channel 2 news team.
"I don't think I'll be able to attend the pancake breakfast because I'm going jogging"

"No, it's the pancake breakfast, we do it every year... you'll be there"
pancake breakfast by Matt27 February 8, 2008

French Breakfast 

Cunnilingus. Especially when performed between sunrise and 12pm.
That French Breakfast sure was a hearty one. Next time, let's have Belgian.
French Breakfast by Steg. January 29, 2009

irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.
'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'
irish breakfast by ant August 4, 2004