Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.
Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime
by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020
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Pulling a Brandon

When a certain individual (usually male) gets hyped about something, makes false promises, and says he'll go through with it, but in the end does nothing at all.
Brandon wanted to make a youtube channel and said he had all of the ideas. He never told his friends any and claimed the channel was going nowhere. He was Pulling a Brandon while being Brandon.
by Lasagna743 February 14, 2017
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brandon patterson

OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"
by BigP6969 February 05, 2010
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Brandon Schuler

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.
girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler
by iwantbrandonschuler March 23, 2011
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Brandon Jennings

An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.
If you miss a lot of shots in a basketball game you pulled a Brandon Jennings.
by everyone>jennings December 21, 2010
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Brandon Jose

Brandon is a pretty damn cool guy and is a top-notch osu player, he is a extremely sophisticated and talented mathematician,
He takes much pride in his minecraft worlds by always keeping them spick and span! He also has a humongous forehead, he is very bad at cooking and once set my house on fire
Have you seen Brandon Jose play osu?
YEAH BRANDON JOSE IS SUPER GOOD AT OSU
by Iamprettydamncool December 04, 2021
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brandon hurst

a great guy. hot and loves to party. has huge muscles. loves coke when he is high. everyone is dtf when they see this guy.
Brandon Hurst why are you doing coke while high. Oh it doesnt matter because you are so sexy and i want to have sex with you.
by yummmmmmmm July 01, 2012
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