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Help Joe Biden

This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldn’t be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Biden’s eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.
High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.
by Bubba the Gimp June 24, 2021
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Biden

The old man who claims to hold majority of the votes and sniffs kids
Does anyone know where biden is???
He wandered off to the elementary to sniff the students
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Joe Biden

A retirement home patient with dementia that is seated as the current president alongside his partner-in-crime Kamala Harris, who thinks everything is racist.
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Biden

The alleged president of the United States, a criminal who has sold out his own country to China and Ukraine.
Person 1: hey did you hear about biden?
Person2: which one, Hunter or Joe?
Person 1: Joe, he sold us out to China!
by Krogan_hunter2 November 21, 2020
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Bad Man A man that take no recognition for women’s rights shuts down the oil company is trying to ruin this world and why did you pick him for president
Biden not the brightest guy in the world
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Biden

And we thought trump was the worst...
Well, Biden proved us DUMMY wrong! Now we have sky-high inflation, oil crisis, questionable policies, a president who may or may not be experiencing the onset of dementia, cant ride a bike, and whos son may be dealing with China!

...While trump ain't no saint, we can't really call this an improvment...
by Lemthelemur August 5, 2022
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joe biden

some guy who said the n word in the 90s
wow, i can't believe joe biden is president, now! nature is healing, we are the virus
by anonymous April 22, 2021
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