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jerk battle

A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.
“Hey toddler! Wanna have a jerk battle?”

“Hah! You busted first! I’m the jerk battle champ!”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
mugGet the jerk battlemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
mugGet the Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

weiny battle

A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies

peiny weiny weiny hut jr fuck boi
Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.
by poorchildwhohasnofuture May 25, 2016
mugGet the weiny battlemug.

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
mugGet the The Pokémon battlemug.

king of battle

by MasterSteve00 March 1, 2005
mugGet the king of battlemug.

Cum Battles

A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.
Person A says, "I played Cum Battles with Dan and my girlfriend. We had sooo much fun!!"
by AughisFun October 14, 2025
mugGet the Cum Battlesmug.

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