a no bitch getting ass mfer who was in the friendzone for a full fuckin lifetime without making a move, ain't got no game with that stupid as fuck mcdonalds hairline. had male patterened balding since he came out the womb an thought he'd look cooler getting strange as fuck, cringey white trash tattoos. lost the v card to the fucking second coming of sloth from the goonies. can't keep his own personality with 5 different personas floating around with his football hooligan, eboy, skater boy, indie boy, metalhead havin ass. just choose one god damn. all these personalities for different bitches and you can't get one bro. that's cause all the bitches u go for haven't developed thinking thoughts yet you noncey cunt.
haha did u hear about bailey?
nah man.
turns out he's a noncey cunt lol.
aw a could tell that already like.
nah man.
turns out he's a noncey cunt lol.
aw a could tell that already like.
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