The sport that only very cool or stupid people do that involves running and then jumping of the side of a cliff or object. After having a wild fall downwards the person pulls their parachute hoping that it opens. If not they die.
<some boy> hey girl did you see steve on the news?
<some girl>no, what happened?
<some boy> he went to argentina and died base jumping
<some girl>ahh, i told him to zig when he thought he should zag
<some girl>no, what happened?
<some boy> he went to argentina and died base jumping
<some girl>ahh, i told him to zig when he thought he should zag
by That Damn Sheep June 27, 2005
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A game that takes all sorts of cunning, wit, skill, coordination, speed and yes, steroids. This sport is America's pasttime and was at one point actually fun to watch, a game where very few pitchers could throw in the 90s and it didn't even revolve around the longball (hard to imagine). These days, the question is who is the next big steroid bust going to be and how much money the trade will be worth. Unfortunately, the commissioner of baseball (Bud Selig) will never be able to truely enforce any regulation to clean up the game because of the incredibly strong Major League Baseball Players Association (led by anti-testing proponent donald Fehr). The MLBPA also has kept baseball as the only professional sport without a hard salary cap, which allows powerhouse teams such as the Yankees to buy all the high-market talent.
It is still a fun sport, but it would be a bad idea for anyone to attend or watch any baseball games until the sport is cleaned up.
It is still a fun sport, but it would be a bad idea for anyone to attend or watch any baseball games until the sport is cleaned up.
Rafael Palmeiro: "Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids, period."
====10 days pass====
Rafael Palmeiro: "I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period. Ultimately, although I never intentionally put a banned substance into my body, the independent arbitrator ruled that I had to be suspended under the terms of the program."
Jason Grimsley confessed to the use of human growth hormones, amphetamines and steroids in 2003. Grimsley openly admitted to having half of his net-worth invested in his brother-in-law's pharmaceutical company and that he, Grimsley, was playing baseball as a hobby - implying that Grimsley is deeply entrenched personally and financially in widespread steroid use throughout Major League Baseball.
====10 days pass====
Rafael Palmeiro: "I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period. Ultimately, although I never intentionally put a banned substance into my body, the independent arbitrator ruled that I had to be suspended under the terms of the program."
Jason Grimsley confessed to the use of human growth hormones, amphetamines and steroids in 2003. Grimsley openly admitted to having half of his net-worth invested in his brother-in-law's pharmaceutical company and that he, Grimsley, was playing baseball as a hobby - implying that Grimsley is deeply entrenched personally and financially in widespread steroid use throughout Major League Baseball.
by ASBands July 24, 2006
Get the baseball mug.A sort of water skiing without skis. An EXTREME form of water skiing.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.
To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.
To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.
Max: "Bill wants to try barefoot today; can the boat go fast enough?"
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the barefoot mug.Hey Jack let's go to McDonalds barefoot after frolfing.
Friend one:"I'm gonna be so high after this blunt."
Friend two: "Yeah man we're gonna be barefoot."
Friend one:"I'm gonna be so high after this blunt."
Friend two: "Yeah man we're gonna be barefoot."
by Beer time October 10, 2014
Get the Barefoot mug.Pronunciation: 'bayef' or 'baayyffee'; a lazy, fat, and 'retarded' way of pronouncing or 'letting "beef" leak out of your mouth'.
1. One who is of unusually large;
a) Size
b) Idiotic tendencies
c) Smelly decsent
d) Fat & retarded proportions
e) All of the above
2. A whimsical way of insulting your friends, usually with no intended verbal harm.--Usually.
1. One who is of unusually large;
a) Size
b) Idiotic tendencies
c) Smelly decsent
d) Fat & retarded proportions
e) All of the above
2. A whimsical way of insulting your friends, usually with no intended verbal harm.--Usually.
by Aaron Fountiane May 22, 2007
Get the baef mug.The hardest sport ever created. For all you pansys that say its for unathletic people need to take a look around. I'd like to see your ass hit a 90 mph ball that you have no fucking clue if its going to curve or cut or slide or just come straight. It's proven to be one of the hardest things to do in sports to hit a baseball.. you can fail 70% of the time and still be great. You have to actually use your brain in the sport of baseball rather than football, basketball, soccer, etc. where you just run with a fucking ball and put it in goal, hell in football you run 100 yards into a big ass open rectangle then kick it into a giant ass rectangle in the air... impressive?
Pete: Dude, Baseball sucks.. It's for unathletic people that are boring.
Carl: You're an idiot... *smacks the shit out of pete*
Carl: You're an idiot... *smacks the shit out of pete*
by jwG33 July 20, 2006
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