Barnacle Bitch

A girl that your seeing and is EXTREMELY clingy, much like a Barnacle on a pole in the water

Guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch

by Smart ass Russian September 13, 2011

Barneyism

The religion of believing in Barney the purple dinosaur

"Would you like to join Barneyism?"

"What's that?"

"It's a religion where you believe in Barney."

by secretfilesx December 10, 2019

Barney Boobs

When someone tie-dyes their sports bra and wears it without washing it first, causing the dyes to come off of the bra and onto their boobs, resulting in multicolored breasts. This term only applies when the sports bra was tie-dyed green and purple and maybe a little bit blue.

Erin got quite the barney boobs from her newly dyed sports bra.

by Goooooooogle April 8, 2010

Barnaby

To do a poo in the woods

*man comes back from a forest pulling up trousers*

person 1. by jove, he pulled off a barnaby!

person 2. yes, and he left the loo paper

by big-macd May 4, 2011

barney

The state of being in deep mentally agitation : being in trouble of the direst kind.

Expression used by the British character "Basher" (Don Cheadle) in the popular 2001 movie Ocean's Eleven.

BASHER: Guys, we're in barney.
**the guys look blank**
BASHER: Barney rubble - trouble!! *followed by an exasperated look*

by rook.y November 18, 2007

barnyard pimp

chicken that was raised in a barn to be sent to be made for fried chicken.

"Please pass the barnyard pimp im starving".

"I can smell those barnyard pimps already cooking

by Kevin Mandell May 2, 2006

barnacle

Noun - A clingy significant other, or person in general giving unwanted attention and closeness. May be used as a general derogatory term for whoever a person is dating.

"Robin's calling -again-? Sheesh, what a barnacle."

by Imbrii June 15, 2005