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Bats

Used to describe something crazy, weird, fun, or cool.
Guy1, "Woah the weather is bats!"
Gal1, "I know right, its pouring out there!"
by MelissaIs2Cool4School May 11, 2018
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Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat
by Peenweener May 7, 2021
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bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.
He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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the bat snatch

Whe the woman in the relationship takes over all decisions
Yeah bro my wife pulled the bat snatch this morning at breakfast
by Calibra August 12, 2016
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Bat Wing

The booger that gets stuck in the front corner part of your nostril facing inward.
Sarah "Damn it was hard work getting that bat wing out of my nose."
Jillian "Yeah I hate how they stretch across in a triangle shape and make your nose feel all funny."
by SlowLikeHoney August 14, 2008
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hairless bat

A super cool creature that grants others incredible powers. If used correctly then he will be your best friend and grant one good luck in their life. If used incorrectly he will pulverize all and any who stand in his path without a second glance. Soooooo..... uhhh... be nice!!! Lastly, Mother Jesus is an underling compared to him so be nice. His true and immortal name is Cyber.
Ahhh!!!! The hairless bat is coming!!!!
by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019
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Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
by dxjtg September 19, 2021
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