beastiality

Note: I deliberately spelt this word wrong, as many people are. If you need a definition, see bestiality or zoophile but be warned, those definitions are full of entries by scum (see the 1st definition) who think that it's okay to rape dogs as long as they don't bite. Just because it doesn't bite doesn't make it okay asshole. A horse and a donkey crossbreeding is at least related species. You freaks who'd screw an orca or dolphin should be killed. Likewise, Pedophile (or Paedophile as some latin purists call it. It's not the accepted spelling, but just as valid is full of corrupt entries by people who think it's okay to rape (or " have mutually consented sex with") a child. Newsflash! Children should not be thinking such disgusting thoughts and it's you freaks that are the problem. Necrophile, or necrphiliac, the scum who dig up corpses and root them, is also corrupted by such scum. I know I wouldn't want my corpse dug up for you to fuck. You can claim it's not hurting people, but it's hurting their relatives. And their memory. And anyone who marks this down, is obviously one of the scum. I may not totally agree with homosexuals. But they're less likely to harm an innocent than any of these freaks. Maybe convert people and irritate them, but real men won't be converted. So it doesn't matter as much. It hurts me saying that, but it's true. So kindly, if you see articles by the freaks aforementioned (not the homos, just the others, unless you really are offended. free speech man.) Vote it the hell down. And any articles against, vote them up. If you have morals you'll do this.And vote this one up so more people become aware of these depraved scum. Thanks, if you read this and agree, only happy to help. Bestiality, Pedophilia, Necrophilia and rape should all be life sentence crimes at least. And anyone who doesn't agree is probably one, so they shouldn't count.

Note that beastiality is a misspelt word.

by Weaselstomper August 25, 2009

beastie boys

the only jews people actually like. known for their ill beats.

damn son you hear the new beastie boys beat?

hell ya dog shit was mad tight.

by j3vv October 19, 2008

beast

1. When referring to a person, beast status is achieved when the aforementioned person is so good at a certain skill that they have exceeded human comprehension, thus making them non-human.

2. When referring to a place, beast status is achieved when the aforementioned place is superior to other places that are somewhat similar to it (usually based upon the vote of the majority or common fact).

3. When referring to a thing, beast status is achieved when the aforementioned thing is superior to anything else (usually a matter of opinion).

1. "Did you see how many medals Michael Phelps got? He's such a beast."

2. (person 1) "Dude, why go to King's Island when we could go to Cedar Point?"

(person 2) "Because I like King's Island."

(person 1) "Fuck you, Cedar Point is beast."

3. (person 1) "Mmm. Key-lime pie is so beast."

(person 2) "True, but it isn't as beast as banana pudding."

by White Manfro October 9, 2008

Beastie Boys

the totally wiked band from NYC.
these guys are the LORD

dude: "Yo dude! The Beastie Boys are the MASTER"
dooshe: "Your mum's the MASTER"
dude: "Your Matt's the MASTER"

by BEKELE July 20, 2008

Beastinitis

An affliction where the symptom is being a beast.

That guy just knocked that other guy out in one punch! I bet he suffers from beastinitis!

by beastinitis May 10, 2011

Wilda beast

A horrible monster-like looking person. Someone that makes your eyes bleed when looking at them.

1.Lorelei's a wilda beast, would it even help to give her a make over.

2.Theres a wilda beast, cover your eyes!

by urlilcrazybitch2 June 28, 2009

Hose Beast

N. A person, particularly female, who has an insatiable thirst for men's knobs and often prefers oral sex. Can be used affectionately or in derogative terms depending on the individual viewpoint.

"Hey Hose Beast, get over here and sucky my cock."

by David Wynn February 2, 2004