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Blowjob

"Give that man the blowjob he deserves!"
by Ciara:P February 6, 2021
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Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back
Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob
by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021
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Blowjob

Sucking the life out of a guy through there dick
Ashley gave me a blowjob she sucked the life out of me
by Number2lazer March 1, 2021
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price of a blowjob

Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?
by ZeeyonX March 9, 2021
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Blowjob

Putting a dick on your mouth and sucking it until it cums.
Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.
by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021
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Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
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porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.
by El_chopo May 14, 2021
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