Biscuit and a half

Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.

I forgot my Netflix password, ain't that a biscuit and a half.

by The Heedo October 15, 2021

Power Biscuit

A sex move that involves a woman grabbing a mans balls and aggressively grabbing and twisting while yelling "POWER BISCUIT"

"dude, my balls are still bruised from the power biscuit that stacy's mom gave me last night"

by Sir Wiggle-Wobble July 10, 2021

Biscuiting The Baby

When two or more people pet an animal at the same time

Look! Brady and Chase are Biscuiting the Baby

by Chasadia November 23, 2018

Bowl Biscuit

A leftover Turd in a bathroom toilet.

Oh man... someone left a nasty Bowl Biscuit in the shitter. I had better flush it down...

Turd Poo Dump Crap Shit

by Stank22 January 20, 2016

jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.

"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"

by mumsnot July 9, 2014

Smokey Biscuit

Ciggarette

She finished the smokey biscuit and rubbed it out with the toe of her stiletto.

by WiseCookie August 9, 2018

Shizz Biscuits

What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.

Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!

Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!

HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!

by IcyShadows January 18, 2011