turd biscuit

A derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Tom "tottenham are the best team in the world"
Mark "....erm no....arsenal are you turd biscuit"

by Markopololo June 11, 2006

blood biscuit

a hole stabbed into ones flesh that is later penetrated by a penis for pleasure

Will: I just got stabbed in the leg
Tommy: Well since its there already why not make it a blood biscuit?
Will: You disgust me

by bustercherri October 21, 2009

SKEETER BISCUIT

A Southern slut who is unclean and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl is a real Skeeter Biscuit!

by volsgirl1976 February 27, 2011

Droopy biscuit

When you put your baby batter in a wrinkly, old woman.

Tim: How was the beach?
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.

by Pooser Bonzo June 25, 2016

Shotgun Biscuit

When you are riding shotgun in your friends car and just before getting out you fart and close the door quickly. The fart will bake in there and when your friend opens the door later.... he gets a biscuit.

I just left a shotgun biscuit in Tom's car, he is gonna taste that one.

by mocojoe August 11, 2017

big biscuit

A hot women who's sweet like a biscuit but it’s a good one you want to slowly knaw on all day. In other words, a smokin hot bitch. Not no small biscuit from KFC that’s good for 3 seconds then it’s already in your system, a run of the mill cutie.

Anthony: “You Big Biscuit!”
Mila: “Thanks pal, but I’d rather die then touch you. Screw off goofy tooth lookin ass.”
Anthony: “Damn, another girl rejected me. I never gunnna loose no virginity. Maybe I should spend my f.u.n.d.s on plastic surgery to fix my messy self. I’m a moldy biscuit...”

by Reality Checked XDDDDDD November 10, 2017

Gravy Biscuit

When you creampie your girl in the back of your pickup truck at the neighborhood Hardees.

I took Tina to the Hardees and gave her a gravy biscuit!

by Garytheredneck December 21, 2017