Balls Deep in Groucho

A self-induced difficult/precarious situation

Dude, those weed dealers are looking for you, man. What are you going to do?

I don't know man. I'm really balls deep in Groucho this time.

by Tronathan January 25, 2007

Balls Dude

A swearing word derived from the dutch word "klotevent". Particularly used when swearing to a man or just when you feel the urge to swear after something went wrong.

Dave, you're such a balls dude! get out of my face!

Balls dude! I dropped my beer!

by R3dw0lF July 4, 2006

Balls Distraction

When you get a tatoo underneath your ball sack and use it as a distraction to shit all over a girls face while she is licking your asshole.

"Dude I was pissed at this girl so I gave her a balls distraction"
"What was the tatoo of?"
"It was of Spiderman fighting Jaws with a laser attactched to his butt hole"

by Brotherjoo January 4, 2008

Balls and Weiners

When your friend who is very caveman like decides to have sex with a girl in the dark and goes down to far past the pussy and into the anal region and decides that he can't take that kind of emberassment and becomes Homosexual for life and enjoys pink sock

My friend caveman missed the hole and so now he is balls and weiners all the way..

by Vv Rick Ross January 24, 2009

balls in my teeth

a phrase commonly used when something doesn't work out the way you wanted or you get totally screwed over.

Dude 1: Did you hear that Larry got a promotion after that last project?
Dude 2: Dude, balls in my teeth, I did most of the work for that shit, god just balls in my teeth.

by Savage J October 26, 2007

balls down

busted. caught with your pants down, literally or figuratively.

i got caught, balls down, with my girlfriend's mom

by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 11, 2009

Balls to 4

A term unique to the cadets at Massachusetts Maritime Academy, 'Balls to 4', is the watch from 0000-0400. Not actually obscene, the 0000's look like little balls.

James: The new watch bill has been posted, did you see it?
Mike: Nope.
James: Thats too bad, you have the balls to 4.
Mike: %&^$@!

by Hadley December 13, 2004