August 5

August five is international shower sex day.

-I never had shower sex yet, is it good?
-Good? Cant even define it, tomorrows august 5, you should try it out!

by LordAncom April 18, 2020

August 10th

Only people with shitty parents are born on August 10th.

Hannah- “Oh my god did you hear Jennifer’s parents are getting divorced?” Courtney- “What did you expect? She was born on August 10th”

by BigMood69420 November 7, 2019

August 25th

August 25th is a day of disappointment and refunds

I just payed 10 dollars on August 25th to watch a draw. I need a refund!

by MattTheMan25 August 25, 2018

augustya

a person who shits exactly two turds every morning

what does the word augustya mean in English August

by Das February 27, 2004

August

Those who feel that they are superior to others. Members of a dynasty that feel the only way to get attention is through cheating, loud acts.

All of those "August" are such tools. They always think their on top, when in reality they are not so cool.

by cgismyhero November 13, 2009

August 14

Smart. Ava. Sister

August 14 is the Birthday of a very special person People Born on August people are very smart also they have a lot of friends, but most of all they have a very very close friend who is called Ava , she is like a sister and us always there for her friends

by The definition of the birthday November 28, 2019

August 20

The day dumasses are born

He' a dumbass, must've been born on August 20

by spacekitsune December 4, 2019