jarrod alexander

one big planet head motherfucker who got one big ass eyebrow cant even put his shirt on he look like a ape simeon
head so big he cant walk forward cause his head will lean down

one big head motherfucker from msbu

by getgangsta April 13, 2005

Alexandre

The kind of guy who can escape from any tricky situation. We would like to call him Michael Scofield but it doesn't match with his appearance. However he likes to fight especially when he is drunk as an uncle in a wedding. With his large ears he can counter each moves and that makes him special.

I wish I had Alexandre ears. It would help me to fight back and fly away

by i2g3z June 6, 2017

Alexandria reach-around

An unintentional, incestual act that occurs while sleeping next to a relative.

Due to lack of sleeping accommodations, the Alexandria reach-around I received from my brother caused obvious tension the following day.

by salsacc February 15, 2020

Alexander Doman

Diesel. Nuff Said.
Drink of Choice: Shark Water
Full-time Employment: Taking souls
Biggest Fear: Not enough victims

Alexander Domans' don't flush the toilet, they scare the shit out of it.

by Mere Peasant September 15, 2011

Alexander Junker

Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.

One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.

Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker

by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011

Alexander Goldwire

the sexiest man ever sooo hot and really smart but has litle common sense regarding his true loves

wow you can just tell his name is Alexander Goldwire

by googler101 October 27, 2011

Alexander Hamilton

Alex is a founding father that was shot by a damn fool called Aaron burr he married a beautiful woman named Elizabeth Schuyler short for Eliza HE WAS TO BLIND TO SEE ELIZA’S SISTER ANGELICA LOVED HIM FIRST anyways they had a son named Phillip they had more children but Phillip was better Alex had an affair with Maria Reynolds and wrote Reynolds pamphlet he was an orphan scotts man bastard and a son of a whore ~K.A.O

~“ how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scott’s man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot~”

Alexander Hamilton is a whore

by Musical girl May 17, 2018