Alabama

Alabama is one of the greatest states in the nation. I don't care what all you Bama haters out there say, the only steryotype down here that's true is the one about our love of football. AND WE'RE ALL PROUD OF IT! So i dont give a flying crap about what you friggin' YANKEES say. Sure, we may have some rednecks, but we're proud of that too. No racism, and some of the greatest food you will ever eat. I end on this note................ROLL TIDE!!!!!

Man, I'm so glad i live in Alabama, since it is like the best state ever.

by benmomicboa March 20, 2009

alabama steamroller

A street paving (flattening) vehicle that is only found: west of Georgia, north of Flordia, East of Mississippi, and south of Tennessee

Bill Bob: Lookit Huck, there goes one of them dag-gone Alabama Steamrollers comin' on down the road.

Huck: Dangit Bill Bob, we live in a trailer off of the highway, a'course its a'comin' down the road.

Bill Bob: Get my gun, I see a possum.

by Redneck Kyle January 16, 2006

Alabama Hotdog

When a man takes multiple dumps inside a womens vagina and then does her.

Drahin: Dude Some chick in a red ranger suit came over and asked me to do her!
friend: awesome! What happened next?
Drahin: Well, I had to take a dump real bad so I gave her an alabama hotdog!
friend: SWEET!

by Daretmus February 20, 2009

University of Alabama

n 1: A group of athletes known for mediocrity. 2: Educational institute notorious for large quantities of blow and high school dropouts. Vb 1: To live in the past, preferably between (1958-1982) without being alive or having knowledge of this time period.

Did you see the University of Alabama get waxed by the Wisconsin-Milwaukee? No bro, lets go do some nose and then talk about Coach Paul William Bryant.

by Paul W Bryant March 18, 2005

Alabama Mudslide

When 8 or more blacks roll down a hill at the same time (usually to escape from their masters plantation)

Hey John, I saw an Alabama mudslide at the end of the cotton field last night

by robloxplayer2139 October 8, 2017

Alabama crab dangle

When a man is on all fours, and a woman is on top of him with her knees tucked up under his arm pits, her stomach on his back, and shye is giving him a rimjob, while jerking him off

alabama crab dangle, with a twist, not

by Joe Leblanc August 11, 2006

huntsville alabama

Huntsville is a city in Alabama that is infected with Herpes, HIV, syphilis gonorrhea, bald headed hoes and broke ninjas. Everybody Call you son smokes mid

SO you want to ride with me to the city to get this mid ? Huntsville Alabama

by The math guy September 11, 2018