Honorary virgin

Someone who may have had sex once but still lives like a virgin or is a virgin in other ways.

Examples are sex abuse victims that have never had a consensual sexual relationship, nerdy manchildren who've hired prostitutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had sex once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.

An example would be Chris Chan who lost his virginity to a prostitute in 2012 but is still the king of Lulzcows.
Well technically Im not a virgin because an ugly chick banged me at a party in highschool, but I've never had a girlfriend or relationship since so at least Im an honorary virgin.

I hate being a virgin!
You're not a virgin! you had sex with that prostitute a few years ago.
Yeah but I'm still an honorary virgin because I could have never gotten sex on my own. Girls despise me.
by DarthVegetaX October 07, 2015
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Mathematical Virgin

One who has never experienced the joy (or pain) of rigorous proofs in high-school Euclidean geometry or college calculus.
Angel couldn't understand why mathematicians make such a big fuss about rigorously proving mathematical results that are intuitively obvious to her—one should forgive her for her immaturity as she's still a mathematical virgin.
by MathPlus April 20, 2017
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Total Virgin

Ultimate insult of chav wearing, muffin topped Vicky Pollardesque folks. Pronounce toe-tal ver-gin
by scardycat October 04, 2006
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Mathematical Virginity

You lose it when you experience your first Aha! moment—when you feel like parading yourself naked after being struck by an insight, or upon solving a difficult math problem.
Billy lost his mathematical virginity after he found an intuitive proof to the Pythagorean theorem.
by MathPlus October 04, 2017
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The Notebook Virginity

Someone who is a Notebook virgin, is a person that has not watched the movie "The Notebook."
They have yet to lose their Notebook virginity
Guy: So ive never seen the Notebook....

Girl: OMG, you havent! You should watch it with me!

Guy: You want to take my "The Notebook virginity"?

Girl: I'd love too!!!!
by Jamie A C June 06, 2009
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virginity blues

A short period of depression and/or self-loathing that girls with a religious background experience after losing their virginity before marriage.
Katie got drunk last night and her virginity blues came back, she kept calling the toilet "daddy" and apologizing to it.
by hataraxia August 19, 2011
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