finger ham

A delicious snack to have after school.

John, do you have any finger hams leftover?

by Justin Bieber Fan💜💜💜 June 2, 2018

Ham Sandwich

1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8

I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.

by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003

Clit Ham.

Large amounts of ham being shot of the female or in some cases male vagina, clit ham will often travel at high speeds and will stain the clothes if the shot is on target. Usually shot from the vagina of a Kiersten. See Kiersten Ham for more information.

Clit Ham. I got it all over my pants! This will NEVER come out dude!

by MooFarmHam August 26, 2010

ham on the bone

when a guy engages in sexual intercourse with an obesely fat woman

"john enjoys a nice ham on the bone"

by tric565 January 20, 2007

ham slam

Stuffing ham inside one's tight rectum

Suzie was acting like a slut, so I pried her rectum open and ham slammed her.

by pdude618 June 18, 2016

Ham

Mouthwateringly to the very core of humanity. Using this description defies the person or object concerned the ultimate sexy thing ever in your life.

Rainbowsmileyhatgirl:He is soooooo Ham.
Migingham: Him? What the hell is wrong with you???
Rainbowsmileyhatgirl: Don't diss him, you face-eater lover!!!

by rainbowsmileyhatgirl October 10, 2005

Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005