Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.
by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022
Get the Spoons Dad mug.The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.
Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
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by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022
Get the Jonah’s dad mug.A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
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by yinzer84 April 22, 2019
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by averagehornygay April 22, 2023
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Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”
by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019
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