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cog porn

Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.
"I watched so much cog porn I thought I was in a real bathhouse."
by unkledadi April 9, 2023
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Yoongi

My biggest inspiration. A boy that's been through so much with his mental health to running away from his parents. Listen to agust d- the last. A boy that may seem cold and heartless at first but when you see more of him you'll realize that he's really a super sweet boy that cares so much about his fans. A boy that deserves love and respect. A boy that I worry about a lot. A boy that seems pretty shy at first. A boy that wrote 500 letters for his fans on his birthday. A boy that has overcome so many obstacles to get to where he is now. A boy that I love with all my heart.
by Aroha September 25, 2017
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sagging pants

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate
“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend
by purple cherry tree June 25, 2021
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hobos, tramps, & bums

Amongst the homeless, there's a hierarchy~hobos will work, tramps only if they feel like it, & bums, not at all, ever.
I've met lots of hobos, tramps, & bums & was very surprised that they classify themselves differently!
by Starchylde July 10, 2016
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Treevit

The act of retrieving high quality cannabis. (Retrieve it)
We need some good Cannabis!”
“I’ll Treevit!”
by Zhenli Ye Gon November 4, 2020
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Thuggizzle Cares

A non-profit organization founded by a hip hop artist and community philanthropist out of Texas. Humanitarian behavior towards your community. To look out and do for your community.
Thuggizzle Cares we do it from the heart!
by Tigerwatch December 27, 2018
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peanut butter spoon

when there's a competition amongst donut operator followers and you win second place to loser on a cruiser.
Donut: you ever looked up peanut butter spoon on Urban dictionary?
everyone rn: no but im gonna do that
donut: i dont know if its a thing but it is now
by Jimbean69 September 19, 2020
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