shmongy 

KFC worker

You’re all shmongys

shmongy by Shmongy October 13, 2023

Big Shmonk 

-Head prophet of Lord Jah himself.
- Uses boof to lead the other Jahseist Brothers to Jahradise itself ( Sacred place of Jahseism).
-Top scientist in Jahology.
-The one chosen to take Gekyume from High Priestess Cleo and train him to his full potential.

Yo its Big Shmonk, destroyer of non-believers, and all who oppose Jahsehsm.

Big Shmonk by Big Shmonk March 5, 2019

Simonas 

a NERD

but he a chill boi

Yeah i met a simonas today

Simonas by iwantapplepies April 26, 2019

Semon 

semon is the definition of an amazing dad, he works all his life because of a difficult child hood that he had. he doesn’t show a lot of emotion but you know he’s a great guy on the inside. you should never take a guy like semon for granted since he is like a rare diamond. once you meet a semon. never let him go.

any: i wish someone actually tried to be a different person. everyone acts the same

tom: you should get a guy like semon, he’s one of a kind.

Semon by shirleyadams October 17, 2019

Simone 

Simone is the type of girl who is loyal and trusting. She's a funny and most of the time never serious. When she's bad shes a raging lesbian but you never know if she's joking or not.

Simone is amazing

Simone by teehee x3 August 13, 2019

shmonker doodle 

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.

The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.

shmonker doodle by Jared Sill June 22, 2006

Shmonday 

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.

Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"

Shmonday by Frederick Paladinsky September 19, 2008