Coughing out of Both Ends

When you accidentally cough and fart at the same time.

I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.

by WORGENDK85 February 11, 2013

sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time

I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!

by Kyla! (Douche-bag) Davis March 7, 2009

blasting out of both ends

A slang term used to describe projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time.

Side effects may include: Blasting out of both ends.

by whats a pseudonym seriously October 31, 2021

Cri Fer Days On End

When one cries and is unable to stop until several days are up. Usually used in a light hearted manner but sometimes used in VERY serious situations like if you just killed someone's dog or a cat just a killed a robin.

Deemen seemen made me cri fer days on end for calling me stooped gurl times

by Indiar January 24, 2019

finna end my shit

different way of saying im gon kill my self

guy: ay cuh im finna end my shit
cuh:fo what

guy: cause i got no bitches cuh
cuh: skill issue gang

by ihateyoufags June 6, 2023

rolling down in the deep end

a lyric from "astronaut in the ocean", a 2019 song by that was released by masked wolf and gained popularity from tiktok when the song was re-released in 2021

"what you know about rolling down in the deep end"

by ninjakirbz June 22, 2021

double teaming a tight end

Act of two men fucking a virgin male, at the same time.

Two dicks in once gay virgin ass.

Guy 1 :"Dude his ass was so tight"
Guy 2 : "I know! Who would have thought that he could take both of us at once!"
Guy 1 :"We'll have to try double teaming a tight end again!"

by Alex055 March 15, 2013