Zoning

The act of sliding down a pole with ones nut sack hanging out with the direct aim of landing ones nut sack in to the mouth of a 'catcher' laying at the bottom of the pole.

The guy was a professional at zoning... he could drop his nutsack directly into the catcher's mouth it was unreal.

by Zonemaster666 May 1, 2021

zoinksnotmuch

Only the best minecraft player ever (hi people lol)

Zoinksnotmuch loves trains.

by Zoinksbemuch September 3, 2021

Daddy Zoink

A cool libtard who loves smoking weed and jerking his ween.

You are being such a Daddy Zoink right now, pass me the bong!

by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021

zoinks

Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.

"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"

by cordrone October 18, 2009

Zoning

Someone who zones out stays in one spot, zoning on a phone or showing interest in something for hours at a time. And they act like they are not here on this planet and don't listen to a word you say to them while they in the zone.😎

Bill :. Chad over there "Zoning".
Felicia: damn Chad, you all zoned out on that phone
Bill : ZONED OUT NIQQA!😂

by lyndseygirl94 September 4, 2018

Zoink

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.

"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."

by vinnikk March 11, 2019

Zonino

Used in the same context, and with the same emotion as "WooHoo!" when you are celebrating/very satisfied with something. Originating from predictive text on mobile phones when woohoo is typed in.

"Dude, we just got free drinks at the bar"
"Zonino!"

by Rob Andrew October 18, 2004