OK Zoomer

A derogatory phrase directed toward those who are apprehensive during a "pandemic" to join friends for an outing even while responsibly social distancing. They rather "Zoom"

Normal guy: We can all get together for our fantasy draft at the park where we can stretch out and stay safe.

Zoomer: Well I'm not sure, maybe I'll Zoom in. Plus, my dad Anthony Fauci might only let me participate via Zoom anyway guys.

Normal Guy: OK Zoomer

by K.I.P July 19, 2020

zoomer

A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.

ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.

by dominic October 9, 2004

Zoomer

adj; A absolute chad that won't follow anyones rules. Zoomers are free.

Stopper: Did you see that chad zoomer?

by ZOOMER GANG March 23, 2021

zoomer

Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.

John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."

by Professor W December 11, 2007

zoomer

A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.

"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 7, 2005

Zoomber

This is a shorthand way of saying/writing "Zoom bomber". A Zoomber is someone who unexpectedly and inappropriately hacks or joins a Zoom or virtual/online session usually in a disruptive manner or

We had a nude Zoomber at work today, it was such a shock and gross!

by LingDanc803 September 1, 2021

ZOOMER

n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.

Fuck my throat hurts. Why? I just caught a fucking zoomer.

by Lguilford February 12, 2007