ZOID

An exremely lame joke or quip that when said is followed by silence from everyone around you, not uncommonly followed by blank stares or looks of disbelief. When a zoid is uttered it is customary for one of the zoiders freinds or aquantinces to point this out by saying "zoid". You are only allowed three in an evening. The results of the third zoid is that the zoided party may not speak the rest of the night. It is rare that a third zoid is achieved but it can be done by the less witty, and humorless of us.If it is achieved,the party that is not to talk must be silent, if caught talking there should be repercussions. These can vary.

You are at a nightclub with your freinds and a fine girl walks by with some large breasts. One of your less than debonair freinds complements her by saying "Hey why dont you and your two freinds join us for a drink." After she backhands him and throws her drink in his face, You reply "Zoid , two more and you can't talk the rest of the night ."While shaking your head in dissaproval.

by scranton October 17, 2006

zoid

(Zoid)
1.The slang term for "white person", derived from the word "Caucasoid".

2.A derogatory term used to describe a know it all/uppity (white) person, usually a racist (white).

The zoids would like to humanity owes them something.

by SomedudeinJeans March 13, 2008

zoided

after studying for countless hours for college finals. your brain has turned to a humus like substance. and all motor functions are noticably impared.

after looking over 15 chapters of accounting and not comprehending any of it we drank beer and realized that you must always debit cash.

by donovan gravlee December 13, 2004

zoid

Another slang word commonly used to refer to a female, can be an individual or a group.

1) Check out that pack of zoids over there
2) That is a pretty nice zoid

by bukkake fashions February 24, 2009

Zoid

One who is of low interlect.

I couldn't believe how much of a Zoid he was.

by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003

Zoid

a cigarette, typically a Camel Wide due to it's size

Hey, can I get a zoid?

Dude, I am zoidless.

by Destado1 February 28, 2010

Zoidberging

When you go down on a girl and pull your hand up to your mouth to make a zoidberg like face and you wiggle your fingers around really fast in her all while making the zoidberg whoop.

Man 1: so last night I was going down a girl and I thought to myself "Ima bust zoid" so i began Zoidberging her

Man 2: So howd that go?

Man 1: Not as well I'd hope ... she kicked me in the face and knocked me out

Man 2: Damn that sucks

Man 1: Yeah but it was worth it.... she asked me to do it again.

by Cjgmhnthe1st May 21, 2012