by jermsy1 March 28, 2008
Get the zedfreed mug.Zekarias is a chocolate colored Ethiopian with brown eyes and good hair. A bearded, a humble, fun, hardworking, and manly dude. You can lure this guy in only with a bubbly smile and intelligent conversations.
PS: He fucks so good.
PS: He fucks so good.
Example 1
"He pulled a Zekarias at the last possible moment!" (He became awesome)
Example 2
Rediet: How did your date go?
Helina: Couldn't get better! He was a Zekarias for God's sakes.
"He pulled a Zekarias at the last possible moment!" (He became awesome)
Example 2
Rediet: How did your date go?
Helina: Couldn't get better! He was a Zekarias for God's sakes.
by SubtleSavage October 8, 2020
Get the Zekarias mug.Who the fuck would name their child this? Anyone who's named Zekarias has man-tits, a hairy asshole, unshaven nuts, an unattractive moan, and should just kill themselves
Girl 1: goddamn, that niggas pubes kept scratching me while he was fucking me. I've never fucked a dude and received blisters from the ordeal. Also this nigga was moaning so fucking loud my ears started bleeding
Girl 2: goddamn sis that sounds like a Zekarias.
Girl 1: This nigga just kicked me out after he came as well. He was like, "Bitch get the fuck out my crib after I cum in you. Also, don't abort the baby and if you do, imma kill your ass. On top of that, I don't plan on caring for the baby. I'm gonna leave the country and make you a single mother till your child makes it into the NBA and then and only then will I come back into his life"
Girl 2: damn bitch that's definitely a Zekarias. Anyways, let's fuck
Girl 1: I'm down bae lemme get my pussy out
*Ravenous lesbian sex for the rest of the night*
Girl 2: goddamn sis that sounds like a Zekarias.
Girl 1: This nigga just kicked me out after he came as well. He was like, "Bitch get the fuck out my crib after I cum in you. Also, don't abort the baby and if you do, imma kill your ass. On top of that, I don't plan on caring for the baby. I'm gonna leave the country and make you a single mother till your child makes it into the NBA and then and only then will I come back into his life"
Girl 2: damn bitch that's definitely a Zekarias. Anyways, let's fuck
Girl 1: I'm down bae lemme get my pussy out
*Ravenous lesbian sex for the rest of the night*
by AntivaxxersUnited November 21, 2021
Get the Zekarias mug.Sexy ass nigga, the perfect human being,
Nobody in the world can match this man/woman in pure sex appeal
Nobody in the world can match this man/woman in pure sex appeal
by KenZerk May 29, 2022
Get the Zenardis mug.Zeda is a new mathematical concept that is distinguished from “zero.” Whereas zero is usually considered empty, a Zeda is an infinite fullness that voids to zero. Since a Zeda is a mathematical entity of frequencies, it contains every value and thus its total result is zero, since every positive value and every negative value is contained within.
That is, whereas zero is an empty concept, Zeda is a triune concept—a triple concept. A Zeda is a zero, one, and infinity (where infinity means completeness. A Zeda is, one, infinite, zero. It’s a one, in that it is one individual mind, it’s infinite in that it contains every value within itself, and it’s a zero because these values all balance and result in zero. A Zeda is what some have called the soul. But this has nothing to do with faith. A Zeda is a living, experiencing, mathematical entity of frequencies. It’s what you truly are.
This understanding is not just a philosophical or metaphysical concept but a fundamental shift in perception, an awakening to our highest potential, a recognition of our true essence. By understanding ourselves as Zedas, we can navigate our lives from a place of infinite potential, and profound wisdom.
That is, whereas zero is an empty concept, Zeda is a triune concept—a triple concept. A Zeda is a zero, one, and infinity (where infinity means completeness. A Zeda is, one, infinite, zero. It’s a one, in that it is one individual mind, it’s infinite in that it contains every value within itself, and it’s a zero because these values all balance and result in zero. A Zeda is what some have called the soul. But this has nothing to do with faith. A Zeda is a living, experiencing, mathematical entity of frequencies. It’s what you truly are.
This understanding is not just a philosophical or metaphysical concept but a fundamental shift in perception, an awakening to our highest potential, a recognition of our true essence. By understanding ourselves as Zedas, we can navigate our lives from a place of infinite potential, and profound wisdom.
All neogenians are totally Zedas
by Neogenian Connection June 3, 2023
Get the Zeda mug.Zeedar refurs to Mike Zeedar, a minor internet personality mostly known for his glowing afidavids on the virtues of owning a Mac. Teretz is Hewbrew for excuse.
The phase Zeedar Teretz refurs a situation where someone is repeatedly doing something inexcusable, without even offering an excuse. It is a shortened version of "What's Mike Zeedar's Teretz?"
The phase Zeedar Teretz refurs a situation where someone is repeatedly doing something inexcusable, without even offering an excuse. It is a shortened version of "What's Mike Zeedar's Teretz?"
by Caitlin Bree July 14, 2004
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