kiss yourself

more family friendly version of 'kys yourself', itself the abbreviation for 'kill yourself' + 'yourself' for comedic effect.

person: *says sth stupid/ annoying"

person 2: "kiss yourself "

by x^7 May 10, 2023

Go Fix Yourself

Doing the messy and sometimes hard work on your emotional and physical health as a new strategy for taking care of yourself.

If you are stressed out and feel like you need a minute from all of the crazy in the world, take a step back, put your big girl pants on, and GO FIX YOURSELF.

by The Drew Barrymore Show November 2, 2020

KYS (keep yourself safe)

Mainly confused the KYS (kill yourself), KYS (keep yourself safe) is something to say to people if they are depressed or suicidal. It'll cheer em'up!

You: "hey you should KYS (keep yourself safe)"
Emo Suicidal: "okay that's it"
You: "no that means keep yourself safe!
Emo Suicidal: "oh okay thanks" peace restored

by Sussymogusballz69420 June 4, 2022

Keep Yourself Safe

Keep Yourself Safe typically means "kill yourself", as both words have the acronym KYS. Very useful for filtered chats as you can wish death upon someone without moderation being up your ass.

Ryan: "EZ LMAO UR DOGSHIT"

Kyle: "Keep Yourself Safe"

by BigBouncyKittys October 12, 2022

Get a hold of yourself

Said to the one who is impatient, as a wish to the person to calm down.

- I can't wait until Santa comes!
(Bitch slap) - Get a hold of yourself! It's only September...

by Oli_SE November 25, 2010

do yourself

to have sex with yourself, and you should because Lauren Jauregui said everyone should

Lauren speaking in her really hot voice: "Girls that do themselves!"
(meaning she thinks you should do yourself)

by plsfvckmelauren June 4, 2015

cut yourself a switch

The phrase used when an adult asks for the person being disciplined to cut a switch from a tree to be beaten with.

"So, You set the Cat on fire. You better go in the backyard and cut yourself a switch boy!"

by Captain L January 13, 2008